Monday, May 09, 2005

Our friend the otter.


One last final, then work till close. I'll sleep when I'm dea... well, when I come off the caffeine at 1 AM. :-D

In response to everyone's melodramtic profiles: "Lighten up, Francis."



From Stripes:

"The name's Francis Sawyer, but everybody calls me Psycho. Any of you guys call me Francis, and I'll kill you. Also, I don't like no one touching my stuff. So just keep your meathooks off. If I catch any of you guys in my stuff, I'll kill you. And I don't like nobody touching me. Any of you touch me, I'll kill you."
"Lighten up, Francis."

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One more thing I just had to put here:

"I like the little statistic: 85% of child abductors are not married. This led firstly to my idea that of course they are. I mean, obviously these guys want some privacy an' a wife would only get in the way. But that leaves the 15% remainder: I guess they have really nonobservant wives?Makes you wonder...

Wife: Honey, why is there a bloodied little girl bound-with-ducttape underneath the bed?

Husband: Erm. Work-related project?

Wife: Oh, okay. As long as it was work-related."


- CnFlght